The Make It Rain Campaign 2020
- Event Start
- October 21, 2021
- Event Finish
- November 20, 2021
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The Make It Rain Campaign 2020 is a seasonal event that took place from October 21, 2021 to November 20, 2021.
“The Make It Rain Campaign is back! Plan your trip to the Gold Saucer now, and be sure to wear the pantaloons with the extra-large pockets!
In addition to the 50% increase to MGP rewards, campaign attendants will be offering a range of items at discounted prices, including furnishings which were awarded during previous events.
And for those saddened by the absence of All Saints’ Wake this year, the Continental Circus will be sending a special representative to the Gold Saucer. Seek out the genial guiser, and accept your invitation to the Haunted Manor masquerade!
You’ll have a monumental thirty-one days to take advantage of the festivities, but don’t wait until the very last minute!— Event description
Requirements
- Level 15
- Players must first complete one of the following main scenario quests: The Gridanian Envoy, The Ul'dahn Envoy, or The Lominsan Envoy.
Guide
To start, speak to Nanaphon in Ul'dah Steps of Nald (X9.4, Y9.2) to start the quest Caught Shorthanded.
Quests
| Quest | Type | Level | Quest Giver | Rewards |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Caught Shorthanded | 
|
15 | Nanaphon | 1  MGP Bronze Card |
| A Guide to Fun | 
|
15 | Chief Attendant | 1  MGP Voucher |
Reward
Achievement
| Name | Points | Task | Reward | Patch |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Service with a Smile
|
10 | Complete the quest “Caught Shorthanded.” | - | 5.35 |
Vendor
Dialogue
Starting the Event Quest Caught Shorthanded:
Nanaphon: Excuse me! Yes, you, sir/miss! If I might have a moment of your time?
Nanaphon: My name is Nanaphon, and I'm here as a representative of the Gold Saucer.
Nanaphon: The thing is, my employers are holding one of their special limited-time events, where all attractions reward fifty percent more MGP...
Nanaphon: The campaign has been so successful, however, that we're having trouble catering to the unexpectedly enormous crowds!
Nanaphon: ...Thus do you find me accosting passersby, and offering temporary positions on our staff as attraction guides. Might you be interested in helping out in exchange for a generous payment?
You nod. #StoicNodWoLTally
Nanaphon: Wonderful! I'll let my supervisor know to expect you at Entrance Square in the Gold Saucer!
If you have not unlocked the Gold Saucer yet:
Nanaphon: You...you've been to the Saucer before, haven't you? If you don't have a ticket for admission, I hear that young man over there is simply giving them away!
Speaking to Nanaphon immediately after:
Nanaphon: As I said, I'll send my supervisor to meet you at Entrance Square. You shouldn't be waiting long!
If you have not unlocked the Gold Saucer yet:
Nanaphon: And if you have any trouble boarding the airship, you can always appeal to the kindness of strangers. As a matter of fact, that well-heeled youth over there has a reputation for astounding generosity!
Waiting at the designated location in the Gold Saucer's Entrance & Card Squares:
[Unvoiced Cutscene START]
If Roland does not know you:
???: Greetings, good sir/madam, and thank you for coming! You've not been waiting overlong, I hope?
Roland: I am Roland, the fellow entrusted with overseeing the daily affairs of this fine establishment.
If Roland knows you:
Roland: Oho! I come to greet our recruited helper, and who should it be but [GENDER]/Mistress [Surname]!
--
Roland: As Nanaphon will have explained, we are seeking temporary assistants for our terribly overworked Saucer staff.
Roland: The sheer number of attractions can be overwhelming for visiting guests, hence the need for dedicated guides. Aside from providing information, one of their most vital duties is suggesting which amusements might best suit a particular individual's tastes.
Roland: Your first task, then, shall be to visit a staff member in each of the five squares, and receive an explanation of the available attractions.
Roland: Once you feel comfortably enlightened, I ask that you speak with our chief attendant here. He will put your newfound knowledge to a practical test!
The chief attendant bows, and Roland bows shortly after before both walk away.
[Unvoiced Cutscene END]
At the Card Square
Card Square Guide: Card Square is home to the highly acclaimed and widely adored phenomenon we call “Triple Triad”!
Card Square Guide: In this game, planning your card placements in advance is the key to claiming victory. Those who enjoy thinking ahead will find themselves right at home at our tables!
At the Event Square
Event Square Guide: Ah, you must be our new guide-in-training. Where shall we start?
Which attraction will you ask about?
> Any Way the Wind Blows.
Event Square Guide: Typhon is an actual voidsent, summoned by the spell of a student of thaumaturgy and later employed here at the Saucer. During the event in question, you must try to anticipate where his next nasal eruption will occur, then maneuver to a location where you think you will be safe.
Event Square Guide: Luck plays a large part in one's success, thus anyone can participate regardless of athletic ability. Any Way the Wind Blows is a must for those seeking to indulge in the excitement of the unpredictable!
> The Slice Is Right.
Event Square Guide: The Slice Is Right is an event requiring a combination of both luck and skill. The longer you survive, the greater the rewards, though you will have to contend with the fearsome Yojimbo!
Event Square Guide: Think yourself fast enough to dodge the lightning strikes of the swordsman's blade? Then this attraction was tailor-made for you!
> Cuff-a-Cur.
Event Square Guide: Ah, yes. Cuff-a-Cur. Come one, come all, and test your might.
Event Square Guide: The power of the punch is important, but so, too, is the precision!
> The Moogle's Paw.
Event Square Guide: Steer the moogle, grab the ball, and win your MGP prize!
Event Square Guide: We see a lot of gadget-lovers at this game. Also a lot of, ahem, “admirers” of the nearby attendants, if one pays attention...
At the Round Square
Round Square Guide: Master Roland has informed me of your impending employment. Shall we commence your education in Round Square's attractions?
Which attraction will you ask about?
> Cliffhanger.
Round Square Guide: In Cliffhanger, a chocobo chick has stranded itself atop a forbidding mountain. Those who would rescue the lamentable creature must run a harrowing gauntlet of goblin bombs!
Round Square Guide: It is a must for thrill-seekers and danger-lovers, but rather harder to recommend for folk simply looking to pet a feathery friend.
> Leap of Faith.
Round Square Guide: There is nowhere to go but up in this grueling test of acrobatic prowess. We invite those sure of foot and strong of will to overcome the dizzying heights of this death-defying attraction.
Round Square Guide: It perhaps goes without saying that guests who feel uncomfortable when faced with time limits and precipitous falls might do well to look elsewhere for entertainment.
At the Wonder Square
Wonder Square Guide: Fresh meat for the grinder, eh? Welcome to the family!
Which attraction will you ask about?
> Crystal Tower Striker.
Wonder Square Guide: Bringing down the mallet with perfect timing is the way to win at Crystal Tower Striker.
Wonder Square Guide: This is a game for those handy with a hammer, or who have the patience to wait for just the right moment to strike.
> Doman mahjong.
Wonder Square Guide: In Doman mahjong, four players race to gather tiles and form a winning combination, all the while trying not to hand victory to their opponents.
Wonder Square Guide: The rules are many and varied, but it's the contest of wits and cunning that brings people back for more. There's nothing else quite like it, especially for those with an interest in Far Eastern culture!
At the Minion Square
Minion Square Guide: Here in Minion Square, guests can challenge one another in the strategic contest known as “Lord of Verminion.”
Minion Square Guide: Whether you wish to test the limits of your tactical brilliance or simply revel in adorable minion mayhem, this is the game for you!
When you have gained sufficient knowledge of the Gold Saucer's various attractions and speak to the Chief Attendant at the Event Square:
Chief Attendant: Our fledgling guide returns! Do you think yourself prepared to meet and assist actual guests?
Chief Attendant: Let us put you straight to work, then! Come along!
Hamon
[Choice Cutscene START]
If Hamon does not know you:
???: Hah hah hah! You look like the helpful sort!
If Hamon does know you:
???: Hah hah hah! Is that you, [Forename]?
Hamon: ...Working as a guide, you say? Well, I could use some suggestions.
Hamon: You see, I'm having a terrible time choosing which game to play. In my younger days, I would impress the ladies with my vigorous pugilism, but I wonder if excelling at one of these amusements might have a similar effect...?
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest Doman mahjong?
Hamon: ...Hm. I'm not sure how that'll bring the lovelies running, but I suppose some prefer the more thoughtful type.
System: Hamon seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Cuff-a-Cur?
Hamon: Oho, why didn't I think of that! Stand aside─the Holyfist needs to go and rack up a holy high score!
System: Hamon seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
> Might I suggest Triple Triad?
Hamon: ...Hm. I'm not sure how that'll bring the lovelies running, but I suppose some prefer the more thoughtful type.
System: Hamon seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
Mylla
If Mylla does not know you:
???: Excuse me, might I ask for some assistance?
If Mylla knows you:
???: [Forename]! What brings you to the Gold Saucer?
Mylla: ...I see. Perhaps you might help me then.
..
Mylla: I needed some time away from the Coliseum, but even in play I hope to find ways to improve my bladework. Would any of these diversions serve such a role?
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest Any Way the Wind Blows?
Mylla: I struggle to imagine how that could enhance my swordplay, but I shall take a look if I have a spare moment...
System: Mylla seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Crystal Tower Striker?
Mylla: I struggle to imagine how that could enhance my swordplay, but I shall take a look if I have a spare moment...
System: Mylla seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest the Slice Is Right?
Mylla: Ah, so you must anticipate and avoid the sword strikes, yes? That sounds perfect!
System: Mylla seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
Adalberta
If Adalberta does not know you:
???: You work here, yes? If you have a moment, I could do with some advice...
If Adalberta does know you:
???: Fancy meeting you here. Taking a break from breaking rock, eh?
Adalberta: ...Ah, more work than play, then. Either way, I could do with some advice...
--
Adalberta: What kind of amusing things do they have for a miner like me? I've spent endless hours clambering about mountains and such, so I can handle some jumping and climbing.
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest the Moogle's Paw?
Adalberta: They say you should put work aside from time to time, but I wonder if something like that would keep my interest...?
System: Adalberta seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Leap of Faith?
Adalberta: Oh, that does sound like a challenge! I'd say my time in craggy places puts me at an advantage, but I suppose we'll see!
System: Adalberta seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
> Might I suggest Lord of Verminion?
Adalberta: They say you should put work aside from time to time, but I wonder if something like that would keep my interest...?
System: Adalberta seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
[Choice Cutscene END]
Chief Attendant: Thank you, Master/Mistress [Surname]─that should be sufficient for the moment. Now, I've reviewed the reports of your performance...
If you did badly:
Chief Attendant: ...And it seems our guests were, without exception, rather underwhelmed by your recommendations. Perhaps more attention needs be paid to the subtle predilections displayed by each visitor, hmm?
If you did perfectly:
Chief Attendant: ...And it seems every guest with whom you spoke was most pleased with your recommendations! An outstanding effort! Why, I might almost be convinced to take you on as a full-time employee!
Roland: Success rate aside, I was personally impressed by your genuine enthusiasm and unfailing politeness.
Roland: What think you, Master/Mistress [Surname]? Would you care to join our Gold Saucer family in a more official capacity?
Chief Attendant: Ahem! Master Roland! If you will recall our discussion, this was never to be more than a temporary arrangement─
Roland: Ahahaha! A jest, my good man, merely a jest! I could never ask Master/Mistress [Surname] to abandon his/her chosen profession to alleviate a dilemma of our own making!
Roland: I shall, however, thank you again for donating your precious time. Pray accept my heartfelt gratitude...and be sure to collect your payment before you leave!
Roland and the Chief Assistant bow to you. You do the /me emote.
[Choice Cutscene END]
Collecting your wages from the Chief Assistant at the Entrance & Card Squares:
Chief Attendant: I, too, must once more express thanks for your timely assistance.
The Chief Attendant bows.
Chief Attendant: This “dilemma,” as Master Roland puts it, is a serious one, and I fear our dearth of guides may yet prove disastrous. Should you be willing to stay on a while longer, there is more work to be done...
Chief Attendant: But let us keep accounts current, shall we? Your wages, sir/madam.
“Caught Shorthanded” complete!
System: You have learned the emote Hmm!
System: You can also speak with the genial guiser, and join the marvelous masquerade in the Haunted Manor.
Repeatable Event Quest A Guide to Fun (Event Square):
Chief Attendant: These crowds show no sign of thinning... Might you be willing to brave another round of interaction with our guests?
Chief Attendant: Splendid! Then I shall send you once more unto the breach! As of present, our most congested areas appear to be Event Square, Round Square, and Wonder Square.
Chief Attendant: Report to the Saucer's guides in any of these three squares, and see to it that our visitors are catered to!
If you choose to assist at the Event Square:
Gold Saucer Guide: Thank you for coming! Are you ready to begin your shift? (Male Keeper of the Moon Miqo'te)
Are you ready?
> Yes
Gold Saucer Guide: Excellent! Our guests await your assistance!
Hamon
[Choice Cutscene START]
If Hamon does not know you:
???: Hah hah hah! You look like the helpful sort!
If Hamon does know you:
???: Hah hah hah! Is that you, [Forename]?
Hamon: ...Working as a guide, you say? Well, I could use some suggestions.
Hamon: You see, I'm having a terrible time choosing which game to play. In my younger days, I would impress the ladies with my vigorous pugilism, but I wonder if excelling at one of these amusements might have a similar effect...?
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest Doman mahjong?
Hamon: ...Hm. I'm not sure how that'll bring the lovelies running, but I suppose some prefer the more thoughtful type.
System: Hamon seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Cuff-a-Cur?
Hamon: Oho, why didn't I think of that! Stand aside─the Holyfist needs to go and rack up a holy high score!
System: Hamon seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
> Might I suggest Triple Triad?
Hamon: ...Hm. I'm not sure how that'll bring the lovelies running, but I suppose some prefer the more thoughtful type.
System: Hamon seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
Mylla
If Mylla does not know you:
???: Excuse me, might I ask for some assistance?
If Mylla knows you:
???: [Forename]! What brings you to the Gold Saucer?
Mylla: ...I see. Perhaps you might help me then.
..
Mylla: I needed some time away from the Coliseum, but even in play I hope to find ways to improve my bladework. Would any of these diversions serve such a role?
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest Any Way the Wind Blows?
Mylla: I struggle to imagine how that could enhance my swordplay, but I shall take a look if I have a spare moment...
System: Mylla seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Crystal Tower Striker?
Mylla: I struggle to imagine how that could enhance my swordplay, but I shall take a look if I have a spare moment...
System: Mylla seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest the Slice Is Right?
Mylla: Ah, so you must anticipate and avoid the sword strikes, yes? That sounds perfect!
System: Mylla seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
Adalberta
If Adalberta does not know you:
???: You work here, yes? If you have a moment, I could do with some advice...
If Adalberta does know you:
???: Fancy meeting you here. Taking a break from breaking rock, eh?
Adalberta: ...Ah, more work than play, then. Either way, I could do with some advice...
--
Adalberta: What kind of amusing things do they have for a miner like me? I've spent endless hours clambering about mountains and such, so I can handle some jumping and climbing.
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest the Moogle's Paw?
Adalberta: They say you should put work aside from time to time, but I wonder if something like that would keep my interest...?
System: Adalberta seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Leap of Faith?
Adalberta: Oh, that does sound like a challenge! I'd say my time in craggy places puts me at an advantage, but I suppose we'll see!
System: Adalberta seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
> Might I suggest Lord of Verminion?
Adalberta: They say you should put work aside from time to time, but I wonder if something like that would keep my interest...?
System: Adalberta seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
Gold Saucer Guide: Thank you, [GENDER]/Mistress [Surname]─that should be sufficient for the moment. Now, as for the results of your performance...
The Gold Saucer Guide's dialogue depending on your performance:
If you did badly:
Gold Saucer Guide: ...It seems our guests were not terribly enthused by your recommendations. Perhaps a little more time spent studying our attractions would serve you better?
If you missed 1 or 2 of the suggestions:
Gold Saucer Guide: ...It seems you were a touch too hasty with one or two of your recommendations. Overall, I would mark it a fair attempt.
If you performed perfectly:
Gold Saucer Guide: ...It seems every guest with whom you spoke was greatly enthused by your recommendations! A flawless display of service! You really must consider joining us as a full-time employee!
--
Gold Saucer Guide: But putting such matters aside, any effort made towards maintaining the Saucer's reputation for hospitality is most appreciated. Pray collect your wages from the chief attendant at Entrance Square!
Collecting your wages from the Chief Attendant at the Entrance & Card Squares:
Chief Attendant: Thank you for your continued efforts! Here is your payment, as promised.
Chief Attendant: Any further assistance you might provide during the campaign would be greatly appreciated!
Repeatable Event Quest A Guide to Fun (Round Square):
Chief Attendant: These crowds show no sign of thinning... Might you be willing to brave another round of interaction with our guests?
Chief Attendant: Splendid! Then I shall send you once more unto the breach! As of present, our most congested areas appear to be Event Square, Round Square, and Wonder Square.
Chief Attendant: Report to the Saucer's guides in any of these three squares, and see to it that our visitors are catered to!
If you choose to assist at the Round Square:
Gold Saucer Guide: Thank you for coming! Are you ready to begin your shift? (Male Midlander Hyur)
Are you ready?
> Yes
Gold Saucer Guide: Excellent! Our guests await your assistance!
Gerolt
If Gerolt doesn't know you:
???: Oi! Yer a guide, ain't ye? I need ye to do some guidin'.
If Gerolt does know you:
???: Bloody hells! Give a man a break! Did ye follow me here or summat!?
Gerolt: ...Just pitchin' in then, are ye? Well, ain't ye the perfect saint... Although come to think of it, might be as ye could do me a favor!
--
Gerolt: Ye see, I'm lookin' for a game to stack them points up swift-like, but I don't fancy prancin' about or learnin' a bunch o' rules. I can swing a mean hammer, if that helps.
> Might I suggest Crystal Tower Striker?
Gerolt: Now that sounds custom-made for a master smith like me! Stand aside─it's time to loosen up the ol' swingin' arm!
System: Gerolt seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
> Might I suggest the Slice is Right?
Gerolt: An' ye reckon me smithin' skills'll see me through summat like that? I s'pose I'll give it a look...
System: Gerolt seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Triple Triad?
Gerolt: An' ye reckon me smithin' skills'll see me through summat like that? I s'pose I'll give it a look...
System: Gerolt seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
Thubyrgeim
If Thubyrgeim doesn't know you:
???: Excuse me, miss. I find myself in need of guidance...
If Thubyrgeim knows you:
???: Ah! How pleasant to find a familiar face! Are you also come to enjoy a respite from the world's demands?
Thubyrgeim: ...The opposite, then. I was, in fact, in search of guidance...if you might indulge me.
Thubyrgeim: Which of these many attractions would you recommend for an arcanist? A game which challenges the mind would be most preferable.
> Might I suggest Cuff-a-Cur?
Thubyrgeim: I imagine that would require me to exercise more body than mind...but, no, we mustn't neglect the physical in our quest for the cerebral.
System: Thubyrgeim seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Cliffhanger?
Thubyrgeim: I imagine that would require me to exercise more body than mind...but, no, we mustn't neglect the physical in our quest for the cerebral.
System: Thubyrgeim seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Doman mahjong?
Thubyrgeim: Yes, the need for a solid strategy appeals to me. And as a customs officer, I've become curious to learn more of Far Eastern traditions. An excellent idea!
System: Thubyrgeim seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
Cocobuki
If Cocobuki does not know you:
???: Guide! I have need of your services.
If Cocobuki does know you:
???: Hm hm hm... Have you been lured by this abyss of amusement as well, [Forename]?
Cocobuki: Ah, a guide to souls lost in the madness. Commendable. I, myself, would welcome a nudge in the right direction...
Cocobuki: I seek the diversion in which a voidsent creature─one summoned by the thaumaturgical arts of my own guild, no less─is featured most prominently. Know you of such an attraction?
> That would be Any Way the Wind Blows, I believe.
Cocobuki: So Typhon is here. I must inspect the measures employed in his containment, and ensure there is no danger to the populace. If you will excuse me...
System: Cocobuki seems greatly appreciative of your answer!
> That would be Triple Triad, I believe.
Cocobuki: Hm? Is there perhaps another entity of the void here of whose existence I was unaware? I suppose it is possible...
System: Cocobuki seems less than convinced by your answer...
> That would be Cuff-a-Cur, I believe.
Cocobuki: Hm? Is there perhaps another entity of the void here of whose existence I was unaware? I suppose it is possible...
System: Cocobuki seems less than convinced by your answer...
Gold Saucer Guide: Thank you, [GENDER]/Mistress [Surname]─you've given me the chance to attend to several other vital duties. Now, shall we review your performance?
Bad performance:
Gold Saucer Guide: Well, I must say that our guests did not seem overly pleased with your advice. I suggest you study our attractions again, and more carefully consider which guest might find which amusement the most appealing...
So-so performance:
Gold Saucer Guide: Well, I'm afraid you stumbled with one or two of your recommendations. On the whole, however, you did rather well for a novice.
Perfect performance:
Gold Saucer Guide: Well, I'm happy to say that every guest seemed well satisfied by your recommendations! An admirable display of service! Has anyone spoken with you about becoming a full-time employee...?
Gold Saucer Guide: But putting such matters aside, we appreciate any effort made towards maintaining the Saucer's reputation for hospitality. Dismissed! Oh, and don't forget to return to Entrance Square and collect your wages from the chief attendant!
Collecting your wages from the Chief Attendant at the Entrance & Card Squares:
Chief Attendant: Thank you for your continued efforts! Here is your payment, as promised.
Chief Attendant: Any further assistance you might provide during the campaign would be greatly appreciated!
Repeatable Event Quest A Guide to Fun (Wonder Square):
Chief Attendant: These crowds show no sign of thinning... Might you be willing to brave another round of interaction with our guests?
Chief Attendant: Splendid! Then I shall send you once more unto the breach! As of present, our most congested areas appear to be Event Square, Round Square, and Wonder Square.
Chief Attendant: Report to the Saucer's guides in any of these three squares, and see to it that our visitors are catered to!
If you choose to assist at the Wonder Square:
Gold Saucer Guide: Thank you for coming! Are you ready to begin your shift? (Male Elezen, clan unknown)
Are you ready?
> Yes
Gold Saucer Guide: Excellent! Our guests await your assistance!
Jacke
If Jacke does not know you:
???: A fine mornin' to ye, lad/lass. If I could have a whid with ye real quick-like...
If Jacke knows you:
???: Well, well, if it ain't the infamous [Forename]! Ye here for play, or is it other mischief ye've got in mind?
Jacke: Honest work, is it!? Yer an odd cove, lass, but that don't mean I won't take yer advice.
Jacke: Tell me, which o' these games is most like to get a bloke's blood racin', then? Preferably somethin' what rewards nimble dew beaters an' a disregard for danger.
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest Cliffhanger?
Jacke: Oho, dodgin' bombs, eh? Now that does sound like a lark! Thanks for the idea!
System: Jacke seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
> Might I suggest the Moogle's Paw?
Jacke: Hm... Might be as we've got different ideas o' what passes for excitement. Thanks all the same, though!
System: Jacke seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Any Way the Wind Blows?
Jacke: Hm... Might be as we've got different ideas o' what passes for excitement. Thanks all the same, though!
System: Jacke seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
Serendipity
If Serendipity doesn't know you:
???: Excuse me! Sorry to bother, but I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit lost...
If Serendipity knows you:
???: [Forename], how lovely to see you!
Serendipity: ...Working as a guide, you say? What a happy coincidence! I was actually feeling a bit lost...
--
Serendipity: Could you point me in the direction of one of the less-intimidating attractions? Perhaps due to my occupation, I have a weakness for all things small and well made─and squealingly adorable, if I'm being honest.
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest Any Way the Wind Blows?
Serendipity: I...seem to have explained myself poorly. That promises to lead to a more terrified sort of squealing...
System: Serendipity seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest the Slice is Right?
Serendipity: I...seem to have explained myself poorly. That promises to lead to a more terrified sort of squealing...
System: Serendipity seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Lord of Verminion?
Serendipity: Armies of clockwork dolls!? All squeezed together in one tiny arena? Eeeeee!
System: Serendipity seems greatly enthused by your suggestion!
Gegeruju
If Gegeruju does not know you:
???: Oh, guiiide! You are in the enviable position of providing a service to the master of Costa del Sol!
If Gegeruju knows you:
???: My dear adventurer! I would have thought you far too busy─and stiflingly straitlaced─to frequent a den of frivolity such as this!
Gegeruju: ...Ah, well that explains it. Seeing as you've taken a position to serve, I see no reason not to call upon your services...
--
Gegeruju: I am, shall we say, an “admirer” of beauty of the kitten-ish kind. Is there some simple amusement which might also indulge my discerning gaze? And let me be clear: I am a creature of comfort, entirely unsuited to exertion or exhaustion.
What attraction do you recommend?
> Might I suggest Triple Triad?
Gegeruju: That sounds terribly tiresome. Are you sure this will help me meet some pretty young thing? I shall...ugh...make an effort, then.
System: Gegeruju seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest Leap of Faith?
Gegeruju: That sounds terribly tiresome. Are you sure this will help me meet some pretty young thing? I shall...ugh...make an effort, then.
System: Gegeruju seems less than enthused by your suggestion...
> Might I suggest the Moogle's Paw?
Gegeruju: Just a few button presses, you say!? And some lovely young bunnies lounging nearby into the bargain! While I'm more of a “cat-lover,” variety is, after all, the spice of life!
System: Gegeruju seems highly enthused by your suggestion!
Gold Saucer Guide: Thank you, [GENDER]/Mistress [Surname]─I'll not ask you to sacrifice your entire evening. Do allow me, however, a quick word to summarize your performance...
Gold Saucer Guide: ...Abysmal? Awful? I take no issue with your demeanor, but please, for the love of Master Manderville, do listen carefully when the guests are explaining their desires...
Gold Saucer Guide: ...Adequate. Merely adequate. Although it seems one or two of our guests were somewhat leery of your recommendations, I cannot fault your enthusiasm.
Gold Saucer Guide: ...Perfect! Simply perfect! Why, our guests might mistake you as one of our full-time employees!
Gold Saucer Guide: Evaluations aside, we stand by our promise to reward those who work to maintain the Saucer's reputation for hospitality. The chief attendant will pay your wages back at Entrance Square!
Collecting your wages from the Chief Attendant at the Entrance & Card Squares:
Chief Attendant: Thank you for your continued efforts! Here is your payment, as promised.
Chief Attendant: Any further assistance you might provide during the campaign would be greatly appreciated!
Credits
Total # of event runs to transcribe the dialogue:
5 x Caught Shorthanded
24 x A Guide to Fun
Grand Total
Starting on Nov. 19, 2020 and ending at Nov. 19, 2020:
29 runs in one day.
"<wheezes> Good gods, I'm never transcribing events the day before ever again..."
