The Things We Do for Cheese

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The Things We Do for Cheese

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Main Scenario Progress: 95 / 853 (11.1%)


A Realm Reborn Progress: 95 / 241 (39.4%)


Wheiskaet would like to tell you about the final ingredient needed for the banquet.

— In-game description


Choose one of the following options:



  • Wheiskaet would like to tell you about the final ingredient needed for the banquet.
  • Having been informed of your impending arrival, Brayflox quickly explains that a large flying beast has driven the goblins from their lands. If you wish to obtain the final ingredient, you must first help the goblins reclaim their territory.
  • In an epic battle that shall be forever remembered by goblin historians, you slay the invading dragon and return the displaced goblins to their beloved homes. Speak with Brayflox once more to claim your reward.
  • Wheiskaet struggles to keep his composure as he accepts the goblin cheese. When pressed as to how the cheese is made, he replies that some things are best left unknown.


Accepting the Quest

Wheiskaet: Truth be told, I never intended for you to collect this last ingredient. Brayflox, my old quartermaster, wished to bring it to Costa del Sol herself.
Wheiskaet: However, not long ago, she sent word that there's been some trouble at the Longstop, and that the delivery would be delayed indefinitely. She told me nothing of the incident itself, but I fear the situation may be dire.
Wheiskaet: Though I would like nothing more than to aid her myself, I have no choice but to turn to you and your allies. Make haste to Hidden Falls docks and speak with Ozun Nazun. He will direct you to Raincatcher Gully, where Brayflox and her people have made their home. 

Speaking with Ozun Nazun

Ozun Nazun: What's the hurry, 'venturer? Eh? Somethin' happen over at the gobbie settlement?
Ozun Nazun: I dunno why yer so eager to help a bunch of beastmen, but go an' talk to the skipper over yonder. She'll ferry ye to Raincatcher Gully. 

Speaking with Brayflox Alltalks

Brayflox Alltalks: Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Tongueflaps of Wheiskaet be reaching ears of Brayflox. Uplander is come for tastyfresh gobbietreats, yes?
Brayflox Alltalks: Questprize of uplander deep in Longstop. Flighty-beast chased gobbieflock from homes. Gobbieflock needs goodly uplander give safety to Longstop with much hand-lending!


Brayflox Alltalks: Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Brayflox cannot give what Brayflox does not have! Uplander and gobbieflock must first backtake Longstop!

In Brayflox's Longstop

Brayflox Alltalks: Shkoh! Shkoh! More fastness! More fastness!
Brayflox Alltalks: Shkoh! Brayflox shall see to thunderfoot!
Brayflox Alltalks: Gobbie...boom?
Brayflox Alltalks: Gobbie...boom?

Speaking with Brayflox Alltalks (Cutscene)

Brayflox Alltalks: Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Goodly uplander has thanks of gobbieflock!
Brayflox Alltalks: Flighty-beast was tricksy foe, but uplander outwitted with plansmaking. Uplander has goodly head for fighty-think.
Brayflox Alltalks: Brayflox happygives tastyfresh gobbietreats to clever uplander!
Brayflox Alltalks: Cheese is stinkysweet gobbietreat! Specialmake with secret gobbiearts!
Brayflox Alltalks: No party complete without gobbie gouda, Brayflox everysay! 


Brayflox Alltalks: Pshhh... Shkohhh...
Longstop is home of gobbieflock! Craftybuilt by gobbiehands!
Brayflox Alltalks: Then flighty-beast comes and claims Longstop as lair. Brayflox cannot abide—Brayflox and gobbieflock backtake with uplander hand-lending!

Delivering the goblin cheese to Wheiskaet

Wheiskaet: <sniff> <sniff> ...I gather you solved Brayflox's little problem?
<hand over goblin cheese>
Wheiskaet: By the gods, that unholy stench! This is─ugh─definitely goblin cheese.
Wheiskaet: Judging from the smell, this should be quite flavorful.
Wheiskaet: Hm? How is it made?'s best you remain ignorant of such things. I still remember when I learned what kind of milk they use... <shudder>