Brain Buster
Brain Buster
- Quest giver
- 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu
- Location
- Outer La Noscea (X:21.9, Y:17.8)
- Quest line
- Kobold Daily Quests
- Level
- 44
- Required quest
No-good Zo Ga's Ambition- Requirements
- Recognized Relations
- Experience
4,372- Gil
540- Patch
- 2.2
- Links
- EDB GT
“789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, a situation he hopes to rectify.
— In-game description
Rewards
Walkthrough
Speak with 13th Order Alchemist Ga Zi to enter the 13th Order Workshop. Interact with 13th Order Alchemists and Scholars and slay six of them.
In-game Description
789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, a situation he hopes to rectify.
Intimidated by the assemblage of alchemical geniuses working for Zo Ga at the 13th Order workshop, Bo Gu would level the intellectual playing field the only way one of his limited mental faculties can fathom-- by sending an adventurer like yourself to infiltrate the workshop and bash their brains in. Seek entrance to the workshop from the ever-sympathetic Ga Zi, and hurl assorted epithets at the learned kobolds to spur them to attack and thus justify the subsequent slaughter.
Some of the greatest geniuses in kobold history are no more. Console yourself with the thought that they were probably up to no good anyway, and return to the 789th Order Dig to deliver news of your triumph to Bo Gu.
Feeling a good deal more intelligent than he did a short while ago, Bo Gu applauds your efforts to dumb down the 13th. Judging from the self-satisfied grin on his face, you have little doubt that he will be calling upon you again to carry out his next brilliant idea...
Dialogue
Accepting the quest
789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: Bo Gu cannot stand the 13th, no. Always using big words, hiding in their workshop making booms and bangs, bangs and burns that make big trouble for Bo Gu. 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: The only smart one around here is Ba Go. And Ba Go does not care for us─no, no. Ba Go cares only for his beauties, and for Ba Go. 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: Bo Gu would show the 13th that their wits mean nothing. No, no, wits will not stop you from getting sliced─chopped, diced, sliced─by an overdweller. Yes, an overdweller like you... 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: But Bo Gu does not believe in senseless violence─no, no. So you will break into the workshop, yes? Call them fathead and four-eyes, yes, and other nasty names. They get angry, then you kill them. 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: Ga Zi will let you into the workshop, yes, yes. Ga Zi is of the 13th, but cares little for his puffed-up peers. Yes this, Bo Gu knows.
(Optional) 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: Bo Gu would show the 13th that their wits mean nothing. No, no, wits will not stop you from getting sliced─chopped, diced, sliced─by an overdweller. 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: You will break into the workshop, yes? Call them fathead and four-eyes, yes, and other nasty names. Then they get angry, then you kill them.
Speaking with 13th Order Alchemist Ga Zi
13th Order Alchemist Ga Zi: Bulgebrains in the workshop make fun of Ga Zi, say he talk funny─strange, odd, funny, that sort of thing. Yunz want to slap some sense into them, Ga Zi won't get in yunz's way, nuh-uh, nuh-uh.
Inside the 13th Order Workshop
13th Order Scholar: Intruder will bleed─spurt, gush, bleed!
13th Order Alchemist: No, no! Zo Ga d-didn't tell me I'd have to fight!
13th Order Scholar: Our secrets are not for overdweller eyes! Overdweller must die─yes, yes, die!
Returning to 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu
789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: Oh, thank you, adventurer! That will teach Zo Ga a lesson─a message, a moral, a lesson. Yes, no matter how smart you might be, there is always someone smarter than you. 789th Order Craftsman Bo Gu: We make a good team, yes─you and me, me and you. With Bo Gu's brains and your brawn, there is nothing─no, no, nothing─we cannot do!