Disorderly Conduct

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• This quest was removed as part of the revamp and pruning of the A Realm Reborn main story quest experience.

Disorderly Conduct

Quest giver

Roger

Location

Central Thanalan (X:19, Y:20)

Quest line

Seventh Umbral Era

Level

7

Required items

4   Oily Order Slip

Experience

 2,240

Gil

 141

Previous quest

Step Nine

Next quest

Until a Quieter Time

Patch

2.0

“

Roger needs an extra hand to take orders.

— In-game description

Rewards

Choose one of the following options:

• 5   Mustard Eggs
• 3   Allagan Tin Piece

Steps

• Take the customers' orders. 0/4

• Give the order slips to Roger.

Journal

• Roger is short on hands, and needs you to attend to some of his customers. Do a round of his establishment and take down orders.

• You have taken all the orders. Deliver the slips to Roger.

• Roger thanks you for attending to his more demanding customers, and promises to share profitable information with you.

Dialogue

Roger

Ye know, lassie/laddie, if yer just gonna stand around with yer thumb up yer arse, I can give ye somethin' to do.

Thanks to me unbelievably low prices, we've no shortage of customers here at the Coffer & Coffin. But by the same token, I can't afford to hire much help. We're chronically understaffed.

What's more, there's those lazy-arsed types what refuse to come an' order at the counter. It'd be a great help if ye could attend these customers for me.

Mark their orders on these here slips, then bring them here. Oh, and don't forget about ol' Adalfuns outside.

Roundelph

Thal's balls, I'm spent! Grilled dodo, and a tankard of ale to wash it down!

Gah, here I am again, spendin' what meager coin I've got at the Coffin... It ain't me fault, I tell ye! Ye'd do the same if yer wife served up shite every bleedin' day!

Adalfuns

Roger's new errand girl/boy, are you? Well then, I'll keep it simple for your sake: a tankard of your finest ale, chilled with an ice shard.

Heh heh... There's nothing like a tall drink to help one forget about the trifling things in life─like work.

Solidtrunk

The strongest brandewine you've got. I need help to forget...

Ricard

Gods, I'm starving! Bring me ale, grilled dodo, and smoked shrew loaf! And make it quick!

Business is good─too good, even. I've nary got the time to take a piss, let alone eat. The mere thought of the Coffin's cooking makes my mouth water!

Roger

That's all the orders, then?

Let's see here... Ale, brandewine, grilled dodo...

And for Adalfuns... Lemme guess─one tankard of ale. Right bleedin' miser, that one. I oughta put me boot up his arse.

Anyroad, ye did good, lassie/laddie. By way of thanks, I'm gonna tell ye somethin' what ought to prove to yer profit.